Mr. Win Berry Berry tries to run rural small town Dairy's high-school and his sassy family. The troubles of his sons Frank, a gay bullied by team idolized football captain Chip Dove, horny athlete John and 'Egg', so called after his growth-stopping syndrome, and daughters, inspire him to try running a hotel instead. After more problems, they accept a shady offer to run a Viennese hotel, but that proves a run-down rat-hole and terrorist layer, where disaster lays in waiting. Offspring talents also open positive avenues, which also prove mixed blessing.